Worst. Christmas. Ever.
This wasn't supposed to happen. I genuinely meant to trash this blog and spend my spare time doing something more constructive, like wanking. Little did I realise that over the "festive" season my personal life was going to go completely tits-up, leaving me with too much time on my hands and overflowing with spite and bile.
So I'm back. Thanks for all the pleas, threats and insults you left while I was away. Let us stride together into 2007 with a newfound pessimism and contempt for our fellow man, especially that miserable cunt Bob Dylan.
So I'm back. Thanks for all the pleas, threats and insults you left while I was away. Let us stride together into 2007 with a newfound pessimism and contempt for our fellow man, especially that miserable cunt Bob Dylan.
7 Comments:
Welcome back, you miserable boob! Sorry about whatever caused the recent state of miserable boobiness, but welcome back nonetheless.
Second that.
Welcome back you miserable cunt!
Tons of heavenly love..
We wish we knew how to quit you
Thanks, it's great to be back.
Very disappointing.
How boring. In a slow week for blogfodder, I was going to do a post about The Mysterious Disappearance of the Hung-Bunny. Now I'll have to do something else.
Anyway welcome back you old drama queen. Don't cry any tears over her, whoever she was.
I very much doubt your life is shitter than mine, but I leave it up to you to prove it.
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