Worst. Christmas. Ever.

This wasn't supposed to happen. I genuinely meant to trash this blog and spend my spare time doing something more constructive, like wanking. Little did I realise that over the "festive" season my personal life was going to go completely tits-up, leaving me with too much time on my hands and overflowing with spite and bile.

So I'm back. Thanks for all the pleas, threats and insults you left while I was away. Let us stride together into 2007 with a newfound pessimism and contempt for our fellow man, especially that miserable cunt Bob Dylan.