Cutting Back
Yesterday I was put on the waiting list for a spine operation. This man is going to make a three-inch incision in the small of my back, drill a couple of holes in the bone, and cut out a bit of disc. It's all incredibly erotic.Apparently there's a 1 in 10,000 chance of paralysis, which is the same odds as contracting HIV through oral sex. I'd rather have a blowjob than invasive surgery, but he didn't offer. Anyway, what's the worst case scenario? I get to piss in a bag and razz around in one of these? It's a win-win situation.
posted by hungbunny at 12:41 pm
6 Comments:
That guy looks like he's going to eat whatever's left over
Heavens ! But what are your chances of contracting HIV from a blow job by that surgeon ? You never know what they do to you when you're under.
Nonsense. Only last night I came within three feet of your mother noshing off a tramp. Of course, being a big bukkake fan, she was furious I missed.
Be sure to ask surgeon-man to save your piece of disk in a small jar for you to take home. As we get older, these make highly sought-after conversation pieces.
You make the idea of a dinnerparty chez Johnny so damned appealing. And all because the lady loves slipped discs.
Now don't think you're going to use that "paralysis" shit as an excuse for not blogging, you hear Hung?
Don't you worry, I'll be the Christopher Reeve of the blogosphere.
Good point, Johnnyboy. I had a cyst removed last year and stupidly forgot to ask for it. Imagine how much more exciting it would be to eat Christmas pudding with a cyst instead of a sixpence in it.
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