Too Many Hogs
Shortly after midnight last night I found myself watching Jools Holland and Paul Weller hooting their nannies on the BBC. I wasn't even drunk enough to throw stuff at them. In the words of another master musician, things can only get better.
Update: I just found out that my friend Mark got burgled last night. It's been a shit Christmas all round. Next year I'm locking myself in my room from Diwali until Burns Night with an enormous pork pie and a crossbow.
Update: I just found out that my friend Mark got burgled last night. It's been a shit Christmas all round. Next year I'm locking myself in my room from Diwali until Burns Night with an enormous pork pie and a crossbow.
posted by hungbunny at 3:44 pm
10 Comments:
If you could take in some some sauce what would it be:
a)ketchup,
b)Razzle,
c)mustard?
Answers on a postcard.
What is Razzle? Nothing erotic, I hope.
That depends on whether you find readers' wives' gunts erotic, I suppose.
B, I'm already stockpiling piccalilli and Asian Sluts.
Their gunts? Dear Lord, this is worse than I thought. What is wrong with you people?
I'll let you know when I find out?
This is no good.
Picalilli and Asian Sluts? They get delivered with the binbags round here.
Loving "gunts" by the way. My first favourite new word of 2007...
Loving Gunts. Now there's a porn mag that would fly off the shelves.
YO!
I don;t really know what any of these things that your saying are, but ''Our'' ''mum'' told me to leave you a message...
Well done, You're very funny.
Check out these two, they not only sound funny, but they look funny too. (they're austalian, they can't really help it)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zOuDBoxxVJQ
Isn't the one on the left Kate Silverton?
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