Tripe
So what do you think of the new banner? I myself have never eaten tripe, mainly because it looks like one of these things, and I expect they both taste like an old lady's arse.
As for the "Cunt, London" bit, those of you too young or American to know its origins can get yourself an education here. Fuck, that doesn't half give me the horn. Clicking on links and that.
Update: I've just discovered that Internet Explorer 7 only displays half the banner. Never mind. If you're still using IE rather than Firefox then you obviously don't care about aesthetics anyway.
As for the "Cunt, London" bit, those of you too young or American to know its origins can get yourself an education here. Fuck, that doesn't half give me the horn. Clicking on links and that.
Update: I've just discovered that Internet Explorer 7 only displays half the banner. Never mind. If you're still using IE rather than Firefox then you obviously don't care about aesthetics anyway.
posted by hungbunny at 8:16 pm
14 Comments:
"Remember that girl from Chiswick I fucked and nailed to the wall?" My favourite that one
I thought it was tripe. Filthy stuff.
It makes me horny. So horny, I'm horny, horny, horny tonight.
I search from town to town but I can't find my boo. I got so desperate that I sent a rocket to the moon.
I just thought you should know.
I ate tripe once. I was feeling tough as I'd had chitterlings the week before and had quite liked them. So I tried tripe (it was in some cruddy tapas place) and it was fucking awful. Meat should never wobble like a jelly when you prod it with your fork.
hmmmmm. cant se teh new banar cause i adblocked teh old one. on acuout a it give me teh crepign horors.
As I have eaten both, I can testify that yes, shower mats taste exactly like old lady's arse.
Rob: I thought I'd heard everything D&C ever said but I don't know that one. I must rectify this.
Kieran: I didn't know that one either, so I Googled it and discovered you are quoting from a rubbish pop song. Shame on you.
Tomla: I agree. Unless the meat in question is a surgically-enhanced bosom.
KOTH: Happy new year to you too. You really are a picture in the paddock.
Ha: This one is a bit like the old one, but with less gaping wound. You can safely view the thing in its entirety here.
JB: I hope you seasoned them both first. Old lady's arse benefits from a good sprinkling of pepper, although it can be a bit abrasive if you shag it afterwards.
"So what do you think of the new banner?"
Oh, gross. This is why I avoid the meat counter at the Mexi-Mart.
You don't seem like the meat-dodging type to me.
I can't remember now which one it's from. I may be misquoting it slightly. I had it all on my old HD, which is fucked, or I'd send it you. I'm going to look for it on the internets.
I have no IE / banner issues, as I am using a iMac G5. I don't care for Apple's computers much, but esthetically it looks much better next to my beautiful iPod.
I've got one of those iMacs at work. It looks like a bathroom accessory. At least at home I can hide my Mini Mac under my desk.
looks alright in opera.
now I know what I ate last summer at the carnaval del pueblo in burgess park.
I went for this ecuadorian soup and it had this white meaty stuff in it that looked just like your banner. Lovely it were, they also shoved in half an avacado and some dried liver bits. mmmmm
...and still to finish is the tiring Arsehole.
Those weren't liver bits, Dweller, they were guinea pig labia. They like that sort of thing down Ecuador way.
Tripe's shite. My godmother tried feeding it to me once. Crazy old bat.
Though she does make the best ever offal soup at easter (she's greek, they know what they're doing when it comes to shit like that).
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