Fake Twat
Poor Robbie Williams. From the glamour of alcohol and cocaine addiction to a housewife's diet of aspirin and Nescafé. The man clearly has emotional issues that no amount of fame and free gash is going to sort out.People like Robbie will always be addicted to one thing or another, so I've drawn up a list of activities he might like to consider once he's fed up with Red Bull:
Needle sharingOr how about religion? If he became a Trappist monk and took a vow of silence we'd all be spared his whining, and the tabloids could devote their spare pages to the things that really matter - Britney's shaven
Armed robbery
Self-asphyxiation
Russian roulette
Kiddy fiddling
posted by hungbunny at 12:00 pm
9 Comments:
Oh that article is a real gem. I think I'll subscribe to that Sun newspaper, it's quite informative.
I especially liked the conclusion, from 'The Journalist Who Knows Robbie Best': "Robbie is a complex character with a big heart and a big ego — coupled with low self-esteem and self loathing. It is exactly that combination of things that makes him the best performer this country has produced in years."
So obviously, to be a top performer you need to be a whiny self-absorbed cunt. Talent and originality are clearly superfluous.
Robbie becoming a trappist monk may be a self-defeating move, especially if he follows the Belgina tradition and starts brewing his own beer!
Doh! I meant Belgian. I've obviously had one too many...
No, I think you've unwittingly hit the nail on the head, Ariel - Robbie is indeed both a bell-end and a vagina.
JB, you could substitute "blogger" for "top performer" and still be right. Please don't subscribe to the Sun, it would take me several lifetimes to rebalance my karma.
Yes, there are better things to waste your money on...
wiping your arse with it, for emample.
*example*
Christ, has everyone been drinking today?
Everyone except Robbie.
Even speaking as a whiny self-absorbed cunt myself, that Williams feller takes the cake. Why doesn't he just do himself a favour and come out?
Isn't that what he's doing in that picture?
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