I lived in Newcastle for a year and I'm happy to report that unlike most of their Northern brethren, they enjoy a good bubble as much as we do. Newcastle: the London of the North.
I'm also failing to find the soggy half-tomato ( which I assume is supposed to be the healthy part of the whole sorry mess). Unless it's that thing in the middle, but that looks more like a slice of pig snout.
I thought that thing might be black pudding that hadn't been coloured in yet, but if you look closely you can see that it's a thinly-disguised '69'. My guess is the whole tattoo was an attempt to cover that up. So much less embarrassing than wearing a hat.
Nonononono HB, tomatoes are good. What you do, is mix muscovado sugar, salt & black pepper together, cover yer half-tomatoes with the mixture, then grill them till they're crispy and serve with fry-up. Mmmmmm, lovely.
I'm not having it. Raw tomatoes, fine, leave them as God intended. But when I cook a sauce using fresh tomatoes I always skin them first. Otherwise they get dangerously close in texture to that most evil of foods, the pepper.
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hel hafta get it sandad off an start ovar.
No black pudding either. I suspect this chap actually is a Johnny Foreigner.
What? You're not recommending fruit for breakfast as part of the Fuhrer's five portions a day? What the fuck do you think this is, a free country?
I have emailed the Home Office with a link to your site. They won't be pleased with your caustic remarks about global saviours Coldplay, either.
I lived in Newcastle for a year and I'm happy to report that unlike most of their Northern brethren, they enjoy a good bubble as much as we do. Newcastle: the London of the North.
I'm also failing to find the soggy half-tomato ( which I assume is supposed to be the healthy part of the whole sorry mess). Unless it's that thing in the middle, but that looks more like a slice of pig snout.
I thought that thing might be black pudding that hadn't been coloured in yet, but if you look closely you can see that it's a thinly-disguised '69'. My guess is the whole tattoo was an attempt to cover that up. So much less embarrassing than wearing a hat.
Call that a breakfast? I don't see any beans on that platter!
I'm sorry Johnny, oh so sorry that you haven't been able to try a *good* English fry-up.
I should probably point out that I meant the bubble link. Just to save myself from your jeers. Although I suspect even that won't save me.
Not only are there no beans, but there are tomatoes on the plate. There is nothing more digusting than the wrinkled skin of a cooked tomato.
Nonononono HB, tomatoes are good. What you do, is mix muscovado sugar, salt & black pepper together, cover yer half-tomatoes with the mixture, then grill them till they're crispy and serve with fry-up. Mmmmmm, lovely.
I'm not having it. Raw tomatoes, fine, leave them as God intended. But when I cook a sauce using fresh tomatoes I always skin them first. Otherwise they get dangerously close in texture to that most evil of foods, the pepper.
B, I had a lovely english breakfast while in the London. I mean, it wasn't any good, but still it was very nice.
There ARE beans on there. Look.
You don't have to lie on my account JB!
That bubble shit looks good
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