The Interpretation of Dreams
The only mammals that don't dream are the spiny anteater and the dolphin. Dolphins don't experience REM sleep because their brains never completely shut down, whereas the spiny anteater doesn't dream because it can't conceive of anything weirder than itself to dream about.
When a human being dreams about anteaters it forewarns that he should proceed with caution before entering into a business agreement. When he dreams about dolphins it signifies that he is either a tree-hugging tosser or a chav on a spending spree.
posted by hungbunny at 3:26 pm
17 Comments:
oouuh oouhh cute weird baby animals !!! Here's another one !
Beautiful. Did you know that baby spiny anteaters are called puggles?
Hee. Every skank in Daytona Beach, Florida has a tattoo of a dolphin, usually on her (c)ankle or right above her butt crack.
The Jewerly (sic) Box one looks like something Trauma would give you, if it was a cat rather than a dolphin.
May I lower the tone somewhat?
Dolphin? Sex? Oof!
Well you didn't think Kate Bush was immaculately conceived now, did you?
Noel Gallagher says David Cameron is "like a song writer who's eternally ripping off someone else's song", without a trace of irony. Brilliant.
I know, I saw him interviewed on Newsnight last night. What a cock. He was spot on about Bono and Geldof though.
Boudica, what would be your preference - bottlenose dolphin or sperm whale?
If I had to choose I'd go for the bottlenose any day, the sperm whale is a big fella but those ectoparasites can get a bit scratchy...
Why, are you going to hook me up?
Does your life have no porpoise?
Cétacé ! You guys are killing me.
It was dolphinatly along those lines, yes.
Oh god sorry.
Off to have a bath and scrub away my sins and hopefully with that will vanish all trace of that mediocre pun.
This is getting ugly. If only I could think of something new to post about.
You could post about this aussie drunkard who wrestled a shark - and he didn't die - what a fluke !
I'd like to see every endangered species wiped off the fucking face of the earth.
- Clive to Derek
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