Goodbye Cruel World
Yesterday's post got no comments at all. I have decided to do the honourable thing: delete the post and take an enormous quantity of sleeping pills. Mum, Dad, I'm sorry. Could someone please look after my cat?
posted by hungbunny at 9:37 pm
10 Comments:
Aww. Post him, and I'll look after him. Or Trauma will.
thas ok he wont mis u.
What post? What was it about? I might have commented on it, but I was busy being sick.
I've just discovered Night Nurse capsules don't work either.
Yeah okay I'll take the cat. I'll miss you sweetiepie.
Now you know how we feel every time we listen to one of your podcasts.
You do realise it's not compulsory to listen to them, don't you?
Emma, after reading your tutorial on oral sex I've realised there's so much to live for. Shall I make the pussy joke or will you?
Did I just dream it?
No, I didn't.
Paracetamol is still going to work better than Aspirin anyday. Personally I'd go for the gorging to death. On something like Profiteroles.
Sorry for missing your suicide. Page me before the next one, yeah?
God, does anyone even own a pager any more?
Sorry, late, fucked, not in the good way, night!
You do realise it's not compulsory to listen to them, don't you?
Don't get me wrong, I happen rather to like your podcasts. Some of them sound a bit like Bob Dylan.
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