Lovely -- I sometimes get a silly catalog with these kinds of things in it, but I have never seen the bannister cleaner before. INGENIOUS. They do sell pants-waist stretchers and bra-strap extenders. You know, for fat Americans.
Couldn't find the bra extender, but this seems interesting (if by "interesting" I mean "terrifying").
I loved the Innovations catalog dearly. Where else could you get the SnoreBuster2000 a revolutionary device that drove volts of electricity into the wearer as they settled down to sleep and began to snore?
I don't know. I had to watch series six of The Sopranos all over again because I drunkenly missed that sex scene between Tony and Paulie the first time round.
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Lovely -- I sometimes get a silly catalog with these kinds of things in it, but I have never seen the bannister cleaner before. INGENIOUS. They do sell pants-waist stretchers and bra-strap extenders. You know, for fat Americans.
Couldn't find the bra extender, but this seems interesting (if by "interesting" I mean "terrifying").
That thing looks far too complicated. And what happens if you have unusually large or small breasts?
If you buy one I'll road test it.
I loved the Innovations catalog dearly. Where else could you get the SnoreBuster2000 a revolutionary device that drove volts of electricity into the wearer as they settled down to sleep and began to snore?
I already have that model dachshund, but I got mine on the internet for half the price of your poxy mail order catalogue.
The popularity of sausage dogs among bloggers is quite worrying.
Talking of sausages, did anyone watch Crufts last night? Best in show was a gay dog with a very gay owner and the gayest name ever: Fabulous Willie.
The flyball was great fun though.
Anyone seen Best in Show, by the Spinal Tap team? You'll never be able to watch Crufts sober again.
I don't watch anything sober.
I don't know. I had to watch series six of The Sopranos all over again because I drunkenly missed that sex scene between Tony and Paulie the first time round.
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