Forgive Me, Readers...
...for I have sinned. It has been nine days since my last post. That's slack, even for me. Living in an affluent area is not conducive to blogging, I've found. There's no time, what with all the air-kissing and braying in wine bars.
Is anyone still visiting this page? And if so, why? I'm far too upmarket for you now - in fact I'm considering introducing a dress code. A well-pressed shirt and smart shoes for the gents, and for the ladies - anything you like as long as you have shapely breasts. Otherwise, a niqab.
Is anyone still visiting this page? And if so, why? I'm far too upmarket for you now - in fact I'm considering introducing a dress code. A well-pressed shirt and smart shoes for the gents, and for the ladies - anything you like as long as you have shapely breasts. Otherwise, a niqab.
posted by hungbunny at 7:46 pm
7 Comments:
I am a gent with shapely breasts. Can I get in ?
yep aways did figuare u for teh airkisign tiype.
I and my shapely breasts say, "Mwah!"
Johnnyboy, you are more than welcome. In fact, would you consider being my bouncer? Bouncer, geddit?
Come here, Ha, bend over and let me kiss your air.
Vague, I will adopt the French protocol and give your shapely breasts a mwah on each side.
Something has just occurred to me - "shapely" does not mean "in the shape of a triangle" or "oblong". It means "in the shape of a very nice breast".
I hope you are not accusing any of us of having oblong breasts! I mean, even if oblong is your favorite word.
Wow! That's some mam... er, memory you've got there.
Isn't it 'my shapely breasts
and I'?
Fuck me though, talking breasts - woohoo!
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