Wednesday, April 04, 2007

Pork News

The morepork is an antipodean owl, so called because that's what it says. "More pork! More pork!" It must have been saying that for thousands of years, yet its diet still consists of moths and mice. The poor fucker. Has no one ever slipped it a chipolata?



In other pork-related news, this thing of beauty is one of those incredible, innovative, world-changing ideas you wish you'd thought of yourself. If Apple had invented it they'd have called it the iPork.

4 Comments:

Anonymous jair said...

I still think it would make an excellent breeding ground for bacteria.

And where's the fucking eggs?

4/05/2007 04:25:00 am  
Blogger rob said...

Yes, but most things that produce delicious food are excellent breeding grounds for bacteria. My kitchen for one.

4/05/2007 11:35:00 am  
Blogger boudica of suburbia said...

A Debbie McGee is probably cheaper.

She'd cook your eggs, and doubles up as a handy duster when she's not in use.

4/09/2007 01:28:00 am  
Blogger hungbunny said...

Magic!

4/10/2007 01:10:00 pm  

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