Tuesday, July 24, 2007

Attention Muslims!

Are you too busy planning Jihad to remember to pray? Do your duties to Allah suffer because you spend every waking hour surfing the internet for things to get offended about? Is your face so obscured by black cloth that you can't see what time it is? Then fear not, those 72 virgins can still be yours, with the help of this handy Firefox plug-in.


Anonymous johnnyboy said...

It's just 72 virgins ? I thought it was 77.
Oh well, no point converting then.

7/26/2007 12:10:00 am  
Blogger boudica of suburbia said...

What do I get?

7/27/2007 12:19:00 am  
Blogger Foot Eater said...

I thought Firefox was that kick-arse Clint Eastwood film I saw as a schoolboy in the early eighties, when he stole that Soviet plane and flew it by thinking in Russian. I must have missed the Allah-bothering chronic grievance subtext.

7/27/2007 12:33:00 am  
Anonymous John Brissenden said...

Boudica, according to the Buzzcocks:

Well let me tell you now
I get no love
I get no sleep at nights
I get nothing thats nice
I get nothing at all
At all,at all,at all
At all,at all,at all

7/27/2007 10:16:00 am  
Anonymous johnnyboy said...

I hear Howard Devoto has got a nice day job.

7/27/2007 03:50:00 pm  
Blogger boudica of suburbia said...

Tell me John, were you planning to cradle me as I washed the paracetamol down with vodka?

7/28/2007 02:30:00 pm  
Anonymous John Brissenden said...

That's the best offer I've had, well, ever.

7/29/2007 04:12:00 pm  
Blogger boudica of suburbia said...

glad i could help

7/30/2007 12:38:00 am  

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