Attention Muslims!
Are you too busy planning Jihad to remember to pray? Do your duties to Allah suffer because you spend every waking hour surfing the internet for things to get offended about? Is your face so obscured by black cloth that you can't see what time it is? Then fear not, those 72 virgins can still be yours, with the help of this handy Firefox plug-in.
posted by hungbunny at 6:41 pm
8 Comments:
It's just 72 virgins ? I thought it was 77.
Oh well, no point converting then.
What do I get?
I thought Firefox was that kick-arse Clint Eastwood film I saw as a schoolboy in the early eighties, when he stole that Soviet plane and flew it by thinking in Russian. I must have missed the Allah-bothering chronic grievance subtext.
Boudica, according to the Buzzcocks:
Well let me tell you now
I get no love
I get no sleep at nights
I get nothing thats nice
I get nothing at all
At all,at all,at all
At all,at all,at all
I hear Howard Devoto has got a nice day job.
Tell me John, were you planning to cradle me as I washed the paracetamol down with vodka?
That's the best offer I've had, well, ever.
glad i could help
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