Hitch or Titch?

It's all gone quiet chez Hungbunny; even the cockroaches appear to have gone on holiday. But instead of boring you all with yet another diatribe against the smoking ban, I would like to draw your attention to an altercation going on at my friend Fearfink's new blog:

The Hitch: Look at your arsewipe of a blog, and compare it to mine* and you will see that you are just a little snot nose kid with jam around her grimacing fat face. Cunt.

Fearfink: I have come to the fully considered view that The Hitch (anyone who refers to him or her self as "The" anything is pretty close to or already in a crisis) has a very small penis.

Hitch or titch? You decide...

*Sample post title: "Daft Pakis try and attack Glasgow airport."