Monday, July 16, 2007

"I've Even Sucked An Old Man's Cock"

Some time ago now I was "tagged" by Foot Eater, the blogosphere's answer to a rhetorical question. I'm supposed to come up with eight bits of autobiographical trivia, but you'll have to make do with half that:
I have appeared on television twice, once with Ainsley Harriott.

I used to share a house with Max Beesley, and he hates my guts.

I once sold hashish to Mani from the Stone Roses.
So far, so Z-list. But I saved the best for last:
I have met the lovely Noreen. Now that's quality name-dropping.
I'm not tagging anyone else: the buck stops here.

(A round of applause to anyone who knows where the title of this post is taken from.)

20 Comments:

Blogger Fearfink said...

My 1998 diary, how fucking dare you ?!

7/17/2007 09:15:00 am  
Blogger Tony.T said...

Tell us about Noreen then, you name-dropping swine.

7/17/2007 10:06:00 am  
Anonymous johnnyboy said...

"Streets of London", the Anti-Nowhere League.


Google is the death of trivia.

7/17/2007 01:52:00 pm  
Blogger Fearfink said...

Max's biog crap says he modelled. How's that then ? He's an ugly monkey looking cunt.

7/17/2007 02:05:00 pm  
Blogger hungbunny said...

Fragrant, Tony. More than that I dare not say.

Shame on you, Johnnyboy, it's "So What". The entire internet at your fingertips and you fuck it up. Go and stand in the corner.

Models are all plug-ugly, Fearfink. Who knows, if I hadn't been born so good-looking I might have ended up on the catwalk myself. As it is I am resigned to a life of office drudgery. Ho hum.

7/17/2007 02:31:00 pm  
Anonymous johnnyboy said...

Shame falleth upon me !

But I suppose my haste can be excused by not wanting to be exposed at work looking at websites discussing fellatio on the elderly.
Not that there's anything wrong with that.

7/17/2007 09:14:00 pm  
Blogger Tony.T said...

Fragrant? It must be the Dove.

7/18/2007 01:28:00 am  
Blogger Foot Eater said...

Has Noreen got matching collar and cuffs, then?

7/18/2007 10:58:00 pm  
Anonymous Uncle Mikey said...

The quote is from Robbie Williams' first, second and third albums, is it not? And do tell us about Noreen, we want details.

7/19/2007 06:49:00 pm  
Blogger Thom Cuell said...

'Streets of London'? Yeah, I can imagine Ralph McTell singing that one!

So What is the song you were looking for

7/20/2007 11:35:00 am  
Blogger Harry Hutton said...

I have never met Noreen, but I have met Bruce Forsyth. Who’s the cunt?

It’s me, isn’t it? No, wait, it’s Forsyth.

I first met Ball Bag when I was 12. I didn't much care for him, to be honest with you.

7/20/2007 11:42:00 pm  
Blogger hungbunny said...

"We are all cunts." - Nietzsche.

"Collars and cuffs", Foot Eater? I said I'd met Noreen, not given her a smear test.

7/23/2007 05:01:00 pm  
Anonymous John Brissenden said...

HB, we have so much in common. Max Beesley hates you, while I hate Max Beesley. What are the odds?

7/27/2007 10:13:00 am  
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Blogger Kevin Wild said...

So what so what you boring little cunt... Anti Nowhere League. Umm, my round of applause please?

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