Attention Muslims!

Are you too busy planning Jihad to remember to pray? Do your duties to Allah suffer because you spend every waking hour surfing the internet for things to get offended about? Is your face so obscured by black cloth that you can't see what time it is? Then fear not, those 72 virgins can still be yours, with the help of this handy Firefox plug-in.

"I've Even Sucked An Old Man's Cock"

Some time ago now I was "tagged" by Foot Eater, the blogosphere's answer to a rhetorical question. I'm supposed to come up with eight bits of autobiographical trivia, but you'll have to make do with half that:

I have appeared on television twice, once with Ainsley Harriott.

I used to share a house with Max Beesley, and he hates my guts.

I once sold hashish to Mani from the Stone Roses.

So far, so Z-list. But I saved the best for last:

I have met the lovely Noreen. Now that's quality name-dropping.

I'm not tagging anyone else: the buck stops here.

(A round of applause to anyone who knows where the title of this post is taken from.)

I'm Not A Racist, But...

...if the good people of Lewisham want to dress up in white robes and scare the shit out of this monstrous harridan when she gets evicted from the Big Brother house, they have my blessing.

Spot the Difference

The Matisse Magritte (that's the one on the right) belonged to legendary jazz warbler and jizz gargler George Melly, who died today at the age of 80. Please let it be Dylan's turn next.

Hitch or Titch?

It's all gone quiet chez Hungbunny; even the cockroaches appear to have gone on holiday. But instead of boring you all with yet another diatribe against the smoking ban, I would like to draw your attention to an altercation going on at my friend Fearfink's new blog:

The Hitch: Look at your arsewipe of a blog, and compare it to mine* and you will see that you are just a little snot nose kid with jam around her grimacing fat face. Cunt.

Fearfink: I have come to the fully considered view that The Hitch (anyone who refers to him or her self as "The" anything is pretty close to or already in a crisis) has a very small penis.

Hitch or titch? You decide...

*Sample post title: "Daft Pakis try and attack Glasgow airport."